Welcome to the Beehive

I remove a carton of juice from the refrigerator, because I look at the milk and deem it suspicious.

I open the lid and then quickly screw it shut again because I catch sight of the notice on the carton which reads:

“SHAKE WELL. AGITAR BIEN.”

I slowly pick up the carton and casually lunge it from side to side, screaming, “AGITAR BIEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!”

Oh, the things I do when no one is listening. 

Why does tumblr give me false hope of dashboard updates.

TUMBLR, I WAS SO EXCITE WHEN I CLICKED TO REFRESH THE DASH. AND THEN WHAT YOU DO. YOU HAS NO UPDATES. WHY YOU DO.

What is.

Oh my lord, The Artist won EVERYTHING in the Oscars. D: 

It beat War Horse. It beat Hugo. It beat The Help. It beat Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. It beat the Descendants. It beat Moneyball. And everything else. At like, everything. Best Original Score, Best Actor, Best Motion Picture uuuuubuuuu.

And it was a mostly silent film, wordwise. Ssssssffhfblhfdehfe. //foams

I’m all for good silent movies, but I was realllllllly hoping something like War Horse or The Help would wiiiiiiiin D: Noooooooooo. I mean have they even heeeeard the soundtrack for War Horse. Ffffbfbfbfbffff. //flipsout

Meh-m

Meh-mey

Mee-m

Mee-mey

Mee-mee

How do you say it? ’ x ‘

asumichen:

willieboo:

Asumiiii why can’t I stop listening to Blue Lips it’s all your faulllllllllt but I love ittttttttt but aughjdfmlemrgrhelgmregmrlf. It’s like I listen to anything else now and I always stop it and play Blue Lips againnnnnn hugguhuggu. whysocatchywhy

My strange addiction: BLUE LIPS.

OH NOOOOOOO. But it’s a good song D’: If I were to go on Strange Addiction, they would try to make me stop listening! I can’tdoitnononononononono

Asumiiii why can’t I stop listening to Blue Lips it’s all your faulllllllllt but I love ittttttttt but aughjdfmlemrgrhelgmregmrlf. It’s like I listen to anything else now and I always stop it and play Blue Lips againnnnnn hugguhuggu. whysocatchywhy

asumichen:

willieboo:

//while watching it

At WHAT point in your life do you decide your couch, your nail polish, your tape, or your detergent looks delicious. WHY would you eat that. OH. GOD. WHEN do you suddenly look at your couch and wonder what it tastes like. I look at my couch and think “sit”, not “mmm delishus”. 

Howhatwhenwhyfff.

And yet. The show is so entertaining.

Haven’t you ever used play-doh before?

It beckons.

When I was a kid, I put some play-doh in my mouth. But tasted like a gross-o salty sailor. And I spat it out and smacked my brother for telling me it tasted delishus. ;o

//while watching it

At WHAT point in your life do you decide your couch, your nail polish, your tape, or your detergent looks delicious. WHY would you eat that. OH. GOD. WHEN do you suddenly look at your couch and wonder what it tastes like. I look at my couch and think “sit”, not “mmm delishus”. 

Howhatwhenwhyfff.

And yet. The show is so entertaining.

Am I the only one that thinks the 4th Harry Potter movie was the last really, and I mean really, good, classic harry potter movie.

Before things got all crazy ass complicated and romantically challenged and weird and serious. 

e - e

Anyone remember the book series “Hank the Cowdog”?

I do.

rakewn:

hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

I really want to redesign Swormen’s face because I think he looks way too similar to coyote from gunnerkrigg court (fact: every time I type “gunnerkrigg” I always almost type “gunnerkriff”)

I’ve tried redesigning his face/head before but I can never find anything that fits with the rest of his body which is the only part of him I am actually content with and like

so I don’t know what do >:|a

//puts some magical sparkly inspiration on your porch      …e U e Eat it, it’s delishus. 

That awkward moment when this person is wearing a crazy psychadelic shirt and they catch you staring intensely at it as you walk by, trying to figure out what it is.

People still use the word psychadelic. 

What.

What. >:u